Band Biography
The band formed in Wetherby early 1999 but originate from all over the country, they formed a band to try and bring peace to a degenerate community of elderly and drunken idiots found in the small market town of Wetherby and surrounding areas. In it for the music not the money No Talent singer Darren formed his own record label "Texas Bob's Records" and released band material that way. Alone they are mere losers but collectively they are mere losers with instruments. The world can try to hide but no one is safe from the No Talent plague of God-awful music.
Darren writes the lyrics as Stu adds the guitar to actually make something of the jumbled mess!
Time-line
14th March '99 - Band Formed (Darren, Stu)
14th March '99 - Band realised they cant play BROKE UP
15th March '99 - Band realised they could learn FORMED AGAIN
29th March '99 - Nik joins (Darren, Stu, Nik)
8th May '99 - Paul semi-joins (Darren, Stu, Nik, Paul?)
24th May '99 - Band decide it might be nice to write some songs
28th Sept '99 - Paul joins (Darren, Stu, Nik, Paul)
12th August '99 - Si S joins (Darren, Stu, Nik, Paul, Si)
29th Sept '99 - Tim joins (Darren, Stu, Nik, Paul, Si and Tim)
30th Jan '00 - Si leaves much to the bands astonishment cos he was they only one we thought would make it.
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Please note this is from memory and only kinda the way it happened